Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Kadett Chronicles 7: Of lists and men

I’m not sure what it is with guys and making lists. They just don’t do it. Or, to be fair, the men in my life sure don’t. And it’s not even that they dislike said lists…they do appreciate them if the lists happen to be around. They just don’t create them. Or, more accurately, the men in my life don’t write them down. They just like leave the lists up there in their noodles to marinate around in there for a bit I guess.

Since that just sounds like a casserole that I wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole, I usually take it upon myself to jot down the list for them. Plus I love lists. I put lists right up there with babies and strawberry shortcake and skies of blue and all that is right with this wonderful world. That’s normal, right?

So here is our list for this project. You’ll see there’s lots to do and some of it is already done, but I wanted you to get the full effect of what is involved in this manic race. Enjoy the insanity!

The Shopping List (I have mentioned the fiscal ramifications of this project to you before, yes?):
Buy window rubber
Buy door rubber
Buy seatbelts
Buy new taillights
Buy sound deadening material
Buy center caps for wheels
Buy new fuse box
Buy new washer pump
Buy new shocks
Buy carpet
Buy fabric/vinyl
Buy door panel materials
Buy touch-up paint
Buy new cigarette lighter

The Storage List (this is all the stuff we have that we need to find):
Find windshield gasket in storage
Find headlights in storage
Find gauges in storage

The Pilfer List (other Opels will be a bit more naked soon):
Get heater
Get door handles/openers
Get shift knob
Get steering wheel adaptor
Get visors
Get steering column/ ignition switch
Get front spindles/brakes
Get door window

The Make List (yep, this projects crafty too!):
Make new door panels/side panels
Make headliner
Make rear shelf cover
Give the seats a good cleaning

The To-Do List (once we have all the above, we need to do all the below):
Take windshield out
Take engine/transmission out
Take doors apart and get windows out
Get the car painted
Paint bumper brackets
Replace ignition switch
Install new cigarette lighter
Install new fuse box
Install sound deadening material
Install carpet, door panels, rear shelf cover and headliner
Install seats and seatbelts
Install dash and under-dash
Install gauges
Install window rubber
Install door rubber
Install new washer pump
Install windshield, rear window, and door windows
Install headlights and taillights
Install door handles and window handles
Install center caps for wheels
Install new front spring
Install sway bars/suspension bushings
Install new shocks
Get new engine running
Make tow bar brackets
Check wheel bearings
Inspect/fix brakes
Basically put Humpty back together again
Register for the show
Book our hotel
Decide on my outfits for the show

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